Pick the biggest tool...
Telly Mick is half my height and twice my weight and a specialist in comedy, whereas I'm a specialist in high maintenance... and boy, do I know about high maintenance after living with a Virgo for thirty years.
Seriously, high maintenance for me is about quality service. I've been hammering, screwing and bolting my way around Byron Shire for 15 years so whether it's a cost proportionate, undetectable repair to a coffee table or extricating your toddler from a locked bedroom within minutes of calling, I'm your man.
A catchy, corporate slogan encompassing all that I offer would normally be the go here, but since the ANZ jubilantly vomited up 'We live in your world', I can't stomach them, especially given maggots also live in my world.
Levelling about me
I'm Mick Malloy, the Mick bit of 'Maintenance Mick Handyman'.
My Virgo and I arrived in Byron in 2002, a time when you didn't have to mortgage your house for a schooner of Rescue Remedy. My first handyman gig in town was a three year, eye-opening stint at The Arts Factory Backpacker Lodge, one of the town's largest backpacker's. There's never a shortage of new and interesting things to repair in a backpacker's, but hey, if you were a young German travelling Australia why wouldn't you celebrate Oktoberfest with a bonfire on a treated pine boardwalk?
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